I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were here laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?